Your private definition of Christianity does not matter. By your definition, Baptists are not Christians, then? The Archbishop of Canterbury, that homophobic piece of trash, is not a Christian? That's ridiculous. You are ridiculous. You are also dead wrong. Anyone who would say a Baptist is not a Christian is a complete idiot. A fool. I'm not stupid, you're stupid. You don't know what the word Christian means, and you dare lecture me even though you are completely, laughably, indisputably wrong. Why do Christians often make me sick? Because of Christians like you who want to call me stupid. Why do I so often hate Christians? Look in the mirror. I hate Christians because of self-righteous, insulting people like you. I hate Christians because they say stupid things like you're saying stupid things right now, and then they insist they're right and they know better than I know.

Your self-righteous assurance that you know better than just about the entire world is a a typical, arrogant Christian trait. It's probably the reason there are so many thousands of Christian sects, and they're all 100% convinced that they're right about everything.

So why don't you try to be less insulting and a little bit less stupid too? Why didn't you stop lecturing me that I don't know the definition of simple, commonly defined and accepted words.

Now shut up and leave me alone. I don't want to hear any more of your idiocy and insults. Your private definition of Christian is of no consequence to anyone, and I am the last person on Earth who wants to hear it.

Jesus H Christ, your religious people are just insufferable.