Wow, I have a dog that sheds a lot and a new cat in the house. I bought a terrific vacuum cleaner several weeks ago that has like these jet engine propelled bristle rollers that grab hair out of carpets. It’s so awesome to use.

I used to enjoy weed, but I haven’t for years. I don’t know I tried it a few years ago after not smoking for ages, and it bored me.

But you’re giving me ideas! ;-)

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James Finn is a columnist for the LA Blade, a former Air Force intelligence analyst, an alumnus of Act Up NY, and an agented but unpublished novelist.

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