Wanna make it even more special? The guy she's dating is a Democrat who owns a business that ... get this — hosts drag shows.

To hear Boebert talk, drag is going to destroy civilization, turn everybody's sunshine off, curdle milk around the globe. She hates drag so much she sounds like she's in an existential panic.

Or does she, really?

If drag were the civilizational cancer she calls it on the campaign trail and on the floor of the House, you have to wonder why she dates a guy who makes part of his living from drag.

What, a politician is being less than sincere? Shocking concept, I know. But hey, hate sells. Fear mongering buys votes and power. Targeting minorities is the eons-old tool of the demagogue.

And once again, no drag queens were involved in sexual conduct in front of children.

Funny how that works.