Um, I'm with the sentiment and all, but I really like goats, just a holdover from having one as a pet as a child.

Could we sacrifice like alpacas instead? Are they cute and fluffy enough? Or maybe we could cheat and sacrifice armadillos or possums. (Yuck!) We could just pretend they were fluffy.

Hale Satan! Or maybe Beelzebub, huh?He's cooler than Satan. I always thought he had the evil-chic thing going quite a lot better