So Texas is mandating teaching Christianity in schools, and the Colorado Republican Party says Pride is full of "godless groomers" as they urge party members to go out and burn Pride flags.

Because, you know, theft and arson are godly.

And no, Josephus did not write that passage. No legit scholar anywhere thinks he did. Anybody who wants to teach Josephus in high school better buckle down and teach the scholarship.

But I don't expect that to happen!