Seriously? I wash my own dishes by hand, because I live by myself and it doesn’t seem to make sense to wait days to fill up a dishwasher or to waste electricity to use a machine that isn’t close to full.

I figure humanity thrived for millennia with manually washed eating utensils, so I’ll probably be just fine hand washing plates, cups and saucers.

Sheesh.

This guy sounds like a real trip.