Perfect solution to keep Jerry and his buddies occupied! Kinda like when my mom told me and my brother to go play in the woods until dinner. (And dinner would be late.)

The only thing is, the Proud Boys and similar groups keep talking about how Putin and his friends are their buddies cuz of how much they all hate fags and trann..s, and drag queens and all those other queers who are a part of an international Jewish conspiracy to destroy Western "civilization" and control the world.

So, if ole Jer left Podunk for Kiev, he'd probably meet with a pretty cold reception from his toy soldier pals on his return.

But he'd still get to play with big guns and try to kill people. So maybe it'd be a wash.