James Finn
1 min readFeb 25, 2020

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Our english pointer Sam loves to police squirrels and rabbits. He tolerates doves on the lawn and has learned to not see them, but if a squirrel should impose itself, you’d think the world was ending.

And sadly for Sam, the squirrels have learned that he can’t get off the porch. So they brazenly steal bird food from my feeders while my poor doggy police officer jumps up and down and spins in circles.

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James Finn
James Finn

Written by James Finn

James Finn is an LGBTQ columnist, a former Air Force intelligence analyst, an alumnus of Act Up NY, and an agented but unpublished novelist.

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