One of the greatest crises facing humanity is overpopulation. We’re literally destroying our planet and placing ourselves in grave existential danger.

The Catholic response is to fight against birth control and and push for more babies.

If you have the stomach for it, read the actual document, especially paragraph 26, which is a celebration of 2,400-year-old philosophy written by Greek men who viciously oppressed women and who lacked any empirical understanding of human sexuality or biological gender.

The games the Church is playing are beyond ridiculous. They’re fiddling around with thousands of words of complex philosophy that facts and science cut through like a hot knife through butter.

It would be hilarious to think of these elderly, celibate men jacking off to ancient philosophy like this — if only the consequences weren’t so dire, and if their foolishness weren’t hurting so many people so badly.