1 min readApr 9, 2019
OMG! I’m so laughing out loud. I’m also sharing this with my young woman French friend in Detroit, who will pout and threaten to blow smoke in my face. ;-)
Not that she has rats! Oh, never.
James Finn is an LGBTQ columnist, a former Air Force intelligence analyst, an alumnus of Act Up NY, and an agented but unpublished novelist.