Oh my gosh, William, how I wish I had to worry about undercover Trumpsters. Out here in the hinterlands of northern Michigan, support for Dear Leader is as universal as mask wearing is rare.

I, on the other hand, am an undercover Democrat. It’s just better not to talk about it!

My neighbors have convinced themselves Trump is not a racist, and they will argue the point until they are blue in the face.

That shade of blue goes rather nicely with their red mega hats of course.

Sigh.