Oh, lordy lordy lordy. If it’s not that devil rock n roll music warping people’s souls it must be Hollywood instilling bad values. Those ideas were all the rage when I was a boy and oppression of women was arguably more pervasive and severe than it is today.

So now we’re blaming porn? Hmm, well, Judge Kavanaugh didn’t have cell phone porn when he became a teenage rapist. I wonder what his excuse is?

God forbid we should just start teaching boys to value women. But when so many boys go to church and learn that women are subject to men and not allowed in leadership roles, maybe that’s a tough sell.

Naw, must be the porn.

OK, sarcasm mode off now.