"No women want to enter a relationship with me!"

"Gee, I'm sorry. Can I help you with whatever personal issues are proving off-putting to most women?"

"Hell no! It's not MEEEEE! It's THEM! Damn women. Something's wrong with them. I hate them. They're mean and won't have sex with me."

"I see."

"You do? Then join me on my crusade to pillory women!"

"No, I meant I see why you're single. You need to work on yourself before you're ready to form a loving partnership with a member of a class of people you clearly disdain."