Lol.

I noted the all the bad spelling and non-standard grammar.

You could just take that as personal style, I suppose. I mean, I intentionally use wrong grammar once in a while, so I’m not one to talk.

It’s his inability to string sentences together in ways that actually make sense that would seem to work against his interests. ;-)

I read a little more of him than I strictly should have, I’ll admit.

Train wreck is the only apt descriptor that comes to mind.