Laughing my ass off here. :-)

Have I mentioned that I have quite the little bird feeding operation chez moi?

I wake every morning to the cooing of mourning doves. We have pair of cardinals who live here, the female suitably somber compared to the brightly resplendent, ornamented male.

Funny how that works.

We also have a bunny, or rather he has us, as Fred Shirley and Emily Fisher know. He’s not a wild rabbit, nor is he tame.

I rather think he’s an escapee,.given his long, lustrous, pointed chocolate coat.

Didn’t expect him to make it. Figured a coyote would get him tout de suite. Nonetheless, I invested in a bag of Purina Rabbit Chow to see if I could help him make it through the winter.

The crazy bunny is making it all right, but he insists on eating bird seed.

Unnatural, I tell you.

Totally unnatural.

Damn disordered bunny, anyway.

Pretty, though.

Always pretty.

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Writer. Runner. Marine. Airman. Former LGBTQ and HIV activist. Former ActUpNY and Queer Nation. Polyglot. Middle-aged, uppity faggot. jamesfinnwrites@gmail.com

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