Just goes to show old folk sayings really do have validity. "Never trust a drunk elephant, and always make your tree shrew the designated driver."

What? Never heard that before? I could swear my grandmother said it all the time.

Loved the article, but I'm driving myself crazy because I just realized while dictating this comment with Google voice to text that tree shrew is a serious tongue twister. Try it 10 times real fast, I dare you!