I wish that kid, or I was something like him. I didn't even want a beer on my birthday. I didn't like the idea of drinking alcohol. Nonetheless, I gave her presentation at our youth group about how the Bible clearly does not prohibit drinking alcohol.

Our youth pastor shut me down cold. Wouldn't even let me finish giving the talk. Just another reason that convinced me that practicing Christians usually don't know what they're talking about.

Because coming you know, it takes a particularly warped mind to be able to come up with the idea that the Bible prohibits drinking alcohol. Because, you know, it absolutely does not prohibit drinking alcohol.