I have included bits and pieces about this in stories and comments, but I've never written a story about the anal leakage trope. I've looked into it, though. My personal experiences would lead me to believe there's no truth to it, because I know more old gay guys than I could shake a stick at, being an old gay guy myself. 🤣

But beyond that, the numbers really do bear me out. Gay men are not more likely than other men to be anally incontinent in their dotage.

Which, I really hate having to spell that out so clearly. 😅