I guess would be visitors could always jump on I-75 and head up to the Creation Museum and Noah's ark "replica." No rollercoasters, though, and no Jesus. But Noah could maybe stand in.

And driving through the Great Smokey Mountains is (I hope) as awe-inspiring as any theme park ride, with nobody sticking their paw out for 30 smackers. Lol

That won't happen until you reach the "ark " 🤣