Howie would LOVE that joke!

Right up his alley. I can just hear him now.

I really need to write about the time Patrick Stewart came into his restaurant for dinner.

Not only did Howie have a thing for Star Trek, he melted and dripped for Jean Luc Picard.

Long story short, even though he was managing that night, he threw on a white apron and personally waited Stewart’s table.

Now, I wasn’t there that night, but I heard reports, from Howie and from others.

I’m told that much school-girl giggling went on.

I also happen to know that Howie took home a used wine glass and a used napkin and never washed them.

That’s Howie!

More stories to come. :-)

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James Finn is a columnist for the LA Blade, a former Air Force intelligence analyst, an alumnus of Act Up NY, and an agented but unpublished novelist.

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James Finn

James Finn

James Finn is a columnist for the LA Blade, a former Air Force intelligence analyst, an alumnus of Act Up NY, and an agented but unpublished novelist.