Eeegads! So that's why Michigan Republican Party officials have been warning us all about children using litter boxes in school! It all makes sense now! It's not just a dastardly transgender plot to identify as felines and space aliens, err ... tractors, or whatever it is this week.

It's the damn international cat counsel!

And if you follow the money, I bet it becomes purrfectly clear that the cats were behind the commitment hearing in the first place.

Yessssssse, precious, yesssss, sssss.

Follow the cats and free the Republicans! (Unless of course the cats are dancing with Satan and then stay back! Hiiiisssss!)