Anybody who thinks an Englishman or a Scott has to have any particular skin color or facial features can’t have been to London recently. (Recently defined as within the last 50 years and more.) Or Manchester, or Bristol, or Edinburgh. Or … well, you get the idea.

Thanks for acknowledging that bit of gay vernacular, by the way. We gay men often call our romantic interests boys, sometimes even when they’re ancient like me. Lol