And thank God for those good Christian citizens in the state of Iowa who just managed to get an entire library closed. They had gay staff (gasp!) and sometimes displayed books about gay people! Those good Christian citizens sure told them. They showed up at library board meetings personally insulting the library director and librarians, and demanding books about gay people and trans people be pulled from shelves.

Now, nobody wants to work at the library, so it's closed. A big win for God! Whatever books children need they can find in Sunday School. Obviously.