Actually, now that I have you here, Emily Fisher, and now that I’m thinking about your fabulous desert-dwelling self and your fabulous writing, how come you haven’t submitted any of your acid-trip scribblings to Th-Ink Queerly for publication?

All the coolest kids are doing it, right Fred Shirley? We should see what Jordan Yates is up to as well, come to think.

Emily, you should pull a piece or two of your best work and let Darren Stehle, the editor, have a look at it.

Darren, Emily Fisher is something like a lesbian Charles Bukowski, only better. And trippier. I thought I was stoned once after I finished one of her pieces.

And Emily, if you haven’t yet read Black Girl Magic by Ellis Odell, you must must must drop whatever you’re doing and read it right now. You’re gonna flip. Girl, you hang out on Quora too much.

Fuck that hacker and drag your haridan ass into the pool over here. The water’s fine.


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Writer. Runner. Marine. Airman. Former LGBTQ and HIV activist. Former ActUpNY and Queer Nation. Polyglot. Middle-aged, uppity faggot.

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