A friend of mine asked Chat GPT about me.

The results were wild. He got an answer (with fake citations!) saying that I was a founding member of Act Up (I joined in a non-leadership role 7 years after it was founded) and that I became a columnist for the New York Times (in my dreams!) and was a frequent public speaker (I've done like six or seven readings at poetry slams and things).

Then ... Chat GPT quoted me. From my writing in the Washington Blade, saying the quote came from the New York Times.

I wonder, can I put that all on my CV? 🤣